The Golden Booze
Once upon a time, before the
pandemic, Simpleton had support.
He was able to
overcome tempation
Until he was forced into isolation.
Bored, Simpleton decided to go for a walk.
On his walk Simpleton met a hungry dwarf.
Simpleton offered the dwarf a sandwich.
He was so greatful he gave him a Golden
Bottle of Booze
Not wanting to be rude, Simpleton took the bottle. Little did he know of its the power of temptation.
A young girl tried to take it!
But she seemed to be stuck to the bottle.
People tried to pull the girl free.
But the more people who helped
The more they became stuck to each other.
Two officers came across the group.
The officers told
the group they still broke
the rules of distancing. Rather
then offer any help,
everyone was fined for not being 6 feet apart.
The End